stupid drink!

I was drinking hot earl grey tea last night!
then i accidently knock it and it spilled all over my computer table!walao
Luckily my keyboard it the rubber one(waterproof)!! heng ah
hansel say to keyboard:"good job son! i'm proud of you!"

I AM A LONER TODAY

BITCH BITCH BITCH,I HATE YOU JP,XF,BRANDON,ELIOT,DARYL,EDMUND.
Allof you are idiots la!!
Today damn WHAT la!really damn WHAT,is like super WHAT la,but still damn WHAT;it is really beyond the WHAT la.
I went school today,cos i want to be a good boy!Then no one went school!!(as in my group ppl)
WHAT THE HELL la, jp xf b-cheng,eliot,daryl edmund all never go school.Then i just join Jonny's group and we played UNO,i won k! Then the day damn stupid la,reccess i sit with them also like so stupid! At least i ate a good reccess after a long time,I ordered Chicken chop then i added 4bucks more of wedges,it was like a mountian! like really! like this -> /\
haha,then after reccess i kept disturbing anders,cos he had cyber-sex with one of the girls(which is actully me and gervias) and he thought that girl was real!! then we save that chat log,DAMN FUNNY,although it was quite long ago but the whole class kept teasing him about his cyber-sex thing.
I said he have sex with the internet,and i ask him to be safe,use comdom which is the FIREWALL!! haha!then i kept disturbing him la,like what ask him to IT Fair and have sex with all the Computers..HAHA

I AM A LONER TODAY

argh,today is such a waste of time!
Today,i went to amk hub to find rubik cube,cos someone told me there have.Walao then when i reach there only got 4x4x4,eeyer i have already la
i already know 3x3x3 4x4x4 5x5x5 then i want to look for 7x7x7,but dont have!!shucks la,i dont even know where to buy and i want to badly!

jade!

argh! jade got smth wrong in her head la!
Just because she is failing some of her subjects then she scared she retain.
SHE said she want to kill herself haha,then she ask me if i'll attend her funeral not.
She said if she dies,she will give me her erhu, and some other instruments!! Yay,then can add into my collections of instruments!!
but i dont want her to die!! she is my bestest best friend,i didnt even bear to eat the sweets she gave me.
JADE DON"T KILL YOURSELF!! (we still have to kill our fathers first)

alibaba la!!
today's boring,i woke up at 11:30 like that,i saw that i got 5 missed call
came from weishan,she said she wants to borrow my guitar.
Walao then i have to travel all the way to chua chu kang la!! some on the wayy there i realise that my ipod's videos were screwed! (hold on to that first)
then we i reach there,i walk around waiting for their call.Then weishan fiona and her classmates were there waiting for my guitar,so embarrassed i dont even know their friends.
Then after i pass them my guitar i walk into the shopping mall.
then after a while the whole group came to me and ask me if i want to join them for lunch,my mind was like "oh dear,all girls!! hansel do smth hurry say no!" .yeah,i rejected them.
After that i went to eat pasta mania on my own,and ate spicy crayfish pasta whatever that is.
k back to my ipod's video.like what the fuck la,the previous night i convert simpsons,my name is earl and pimp my ride videos.Then i wanted to watch on the train,my name is earl and pimp my ride's videos were screwed up la,they were inverted cant even watch.In the end i just watch simpsons.
Haha jade damn funnny,she told me her father was on the newspaper,her father got interviewed,then jade and i both hate our own father then we talk alot of shit haha.cos she said her dad is meeting my dad tmr,so i said i hope her dad kill my dad.Then she said " then my dad leh!! no one kill him" haha she is damn funny la.she even said she want to be a spy when she grow up.

argh! what is tmr'splan!?

oh my,tmr no school! caleb(youngerbrother) so loser need to go school!haha
man what to do tmr! jp says we should go fishing!haha cos that day me and jp when to giant to walk around.then we saw this fishing rod for kids!haha they were made of plastic.$8!
I hope we go fishing tmr,damn boring at home.I am going to use lobster meat as bait!:D

argh! what is tmr'splan!?

yay!

I finally bought myself a ipod video!can watch millions of simpsons!
my conscience:"good job hansel,i am proud of you.you are so coool! you are my role model"

simpsons!

i love simpsons man!hah
i watch the movie 3 times in the cinema,and i just watch the dvd again!!
hahanow i am watching the normal episodes!

Burger trick

ScaryMovie4-BrokeBlack Mountain

ohmy this is damn funny!
And i finally found that song

Yes,i know i am anyhowing posting
dennis i am waiting for all my photos!
Jarkarta trip,Orchard hotel,honours night, ehm you raping me?

Rodeo bull team!!
shit i cant find the other one which i stand at the side!
I look weird behind

:D

Argh,i think i dont like to blog,k more like i dont like my blog.
It is so plain and abit gay,i think my background is stupid

hello,what you want

haha i just created this blog,cos i lost my old one!
I think i am cool k bye
I am starting to blog again cos priscilla is a loser :D
bye cheers